teleportage
1. canadian english word for teleportation.
2. the movement of things (eg: canoes, maple syrup) from one point to another through a sp-ce other than meatsp-ce.
sir alexander mackenzie was tired of always walking through the forest with his canoe on his back so he invented teleportage to more efficiently transport himself and his men to the west coast of canada.
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