Teleportakinesis


the act of creating a portal and using your mind to pick up and move an object or being through that portal for the purpose of circ-mventing sp-ce and time as we know it. those gifted with the skill use it to greatly reduce travel and/or transport time as well as the effort that would normally be required.
if i hadn’t been able to use my ninja teleportakinesis skill to move my furniture to the new lair i’d have been stuck paying for a uhaul and having to move it by hand. ninjas don’t play that sh-t.

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