telescopic swaphook


a male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
girl: “your wiener looks so small”
boy: “well watch my telescopic swaphook do the hubble, baby”
girl: – slurp –
a male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
girl: “your wiener looks so small”
boy: “well watch my telescopic swaphook do the hubble, baby”
girl: – slurp –

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