television circumcision
when a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.
i set my dvr to record the waltons and the recording stopped before i heard “goodnight johnboy.” it was a television circ-mcision.
Read Also:
- tellier
french – the weaver of linens. “those tellier’s sure do know how to throw a party!”
- Tender Beefy Chunks
an injury sustained from too much smash-up derby, for example a sprained bearded elder, or swollen dune buggies. you can tell by the way sven is limping… that’s no torn ligament. he’s got a couple tender beefy chunks from last night.
- Tennessee Steamer
taking a dump in the shower, while in tennessee ew, who made a tennessee steamer?
- tequila back door
the tequila back door (tbd) requires three steps. 1) salt- one should lick the ring of another’s -n-s, then salt should be applied generously. 2) tequila- is poured down the -n-s. 3) lemon- squirt it in your -ss. for females, the lemon, or all ingredients can be taken front door. tfd. hey big dog, wanna […]
- Tequila Talkin
to consume a large amount of tequila and complacently express your feelings to the nearest person d-mn juan was tequila talking samantha yesterday…..he’s still got that red mark on his face