television
the early 21st century drug of choice. a shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. fatal in large doses.
paul spent the day eating cheetos and watching television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.
mankind’s greatest and worst achievement.
i looked at an educational program and then watched pimp my ride.
the downfall of mankind. also known as the idiot box.
the electronic form of the plague.
i thought he was dead but he was just watching television.
the greatest invention ever known to man. also see tv
if it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight
the cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind’s eye.
long live the new flesh!
the only truth you know.
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