Telgasm


telgasm is the act of bringing a girl to -rg-sm using only a spade shovel, cough drop, a door frame, and a telephone pole. usually a dangerous task that should only be attempted by trained professionals.
did you see that video with the telgasm in it?

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last night was crazy! did you see jess have that telgasm with frank?

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