the falling of a smartphone on its user’s face when he/she is lying down.
guy: what happened to your face?
girl: oh, i had a telicident last night. it was horrible.
- fake hotdog
not real hot dog. like made of plastic and you cant eat it. kid: hey! what are you going to be on halloween? other kid:i dont know yet kid:hey! whats that in your pocket? other kid: fake hotdog
- velcro rub
when you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend’s p-b-s. john was giving jeff a bl-wj-b when it turned into a velcro rub.
- flip a birmingham
to do a u-turn. yo man, you just p-ssed the kmart. flip a birmingham up here at the next light.
p-ssy: coward – loser b-ll-nd: idiot – d-ck pussbell: combination of the words to mean a person in a position they are unsure about and acting stupid or like d-ck for no reason that you know of. come on buddy, stop being such a pussbell and go down the waterslide. you can swim and its […]
sn-gg-red under my breath you c-nt sumbyc is an acronym: it’s something you do when some tw-t is f-cking you off and you can’t say anything.