Telingana Black Snake


double entendre connoting:

1. any of several species of dark serpents inhabiting the swamps & jungles of south india, or

2. a dravidian p-n-s, alluding to its feared colour, legendary size & celebrated erectile stamina. hence, a nick-name respectfully applied to, or threateningly -ssumed by, a negroid-australoid male. also a moniker enviously adopted by caucasoid-mongoloid males who emulate shudra-dravida men, in order to enhance their success with women.

in the 1st mainstream meaning, this is a colloquial name for any of several snake species which herpetologists term the iridiscent wynaad or indian black earth snake (melanophidum wynaudense), kerala shieldtail (uropeltis zeylanica), andhra black cobra (naja naja madrasiensis), greater black krait (bungarus niger) or common indian black snake.

in the 2nd erotic meaning, this term denotes a shudra p-n-s, which averages twice the size of a typical erect indo-aryan p-n-s. however, the popularity of shudra-dravida lovers among our indo-aryan womenfolk forces many of us to enviously emulate these ‘negroes of india’. following the motto ‘if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em’, many of our caucasoid brothers adopt ‘telingana black snake’ as a nick-name. thus, the meaning of the term has expanded, with osd defining it as “a very large p-n-s.” (onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/telingana-black-snake), & boredatuni describing it as “a very big p-n-s” (boredatuni.com/words.php?letter=t).
1) asmita was bitten by a telingana black snake in the field.

2) chote mian: yesterday a constable suddenly stopped me on the street!
bade mian: oh no! what did you do?
chote mian: ha! i pulled out my sweaty telingana black snake & knocked him out by hitting him on the head with it!

3) sheikha wants a telingana black snake joke
sheikh chilli: my bibi recently started saying she was tired of ganges worms & needed a telingana black snake!
nawab-e-jhajjar: yaar, it’s tough when our women say that! what did you do?
sheikh chilli: i took her to the ophidiarium at the local zoo! but i don’t understand why she became so angry!!!

4) begum: mehb–b (darling), your indus inch isn’t doing it for me tonight – i need a 12-inch telingana black snake!

5) “telingana black snake. a p-n-s.” – d-cktionary,
gregology.net/reference/d-cktionary, acc.d 2 mar 2012;

6) “telingana black snake. a p-n-s.” – the d-cktionary,
howlongisyours.com/d-cktionary, acc.d 2 mar 2012.

7) ammi’s mouse hole joke
one day chotu chilli peeps into the bathroom & finds his parents having s-x in the bath-tub.
chotu: ammi (mother), what are you doing with abbu (father)?
amma: ah … i’m helping your abba hide his ganga keera (ganges worm) inside my mouse-hole to protect it from the water!
chotu: i don’t know why that’s so hard for you – when sipahi raavan from the madras regiment was in the tub last friday, you were easily able to fit all of his telingana black snake in there!

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