Telly Savalas


to completely shave the private parts of a hairy woman. when completed cramming a lollipop up it and stating “who loves ya baby?”
dave, didn’t your mom teach your sister any hygiene? before i banged her last night i had to give her a telly savalas!
a rather close shave ‘down there’; there’s the brazilian and then there’s the telly savalas

aka the guy on the tv series kojak
as they put it in the movie the break-up, jennifer aniston gets “the telly savalas.”

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