Templan


a person who m-st-rb-t-s in a public place. this can be at school, in a store bathroom, in a car in a parking lot, etc. this person typically has a form of mental r-t-rdation and is frequently caught due to their loud moans and grunts.
guy 1: hey steve did you hear about that templan that got suspended today?
guy 2: o yea, wood shop teacher caught him
guy 1: yea, when he went to hide it, he got his left t-st-cl- stuck in his zipper. they had to drive him strait to the hospital.
guy 2: poor kid

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