ten five two
a girl who from far away appears to be a 10, but as you get closer she quickly drops from a 10 to 5, and then even as far as a 2 up close. an unfortunate thing indeed.
“man i was all about that -ss when we were looking at her from down the road, but now i just want to call the dog warden on that 10-5-2”
“that 10-5-2 was false advertising goods she couldnt provide”
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