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Ten Second Murphy

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• testicular expectorant

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• texas pancake

  to -j-c-l-t- on a girls back and let it dry. after dried, she will peel it off and eat it. 🙂 yo, dawg. your girl seems to be fond of the texas pancake.

• Text Swing

  when the conversation of a text takes an all of a sudden change in mood. bob: dude i had this girl wanting me like crazy in a text then when i responded back she sent i hate you and never want to see u again. frank: talk about a text swing

• textument

  an argument that occurs by means of text messaging he can’t talk to me face to face so he always tries to start a textument with me instead. having an argument in texts. dammit johnny…i had another textument with my girfriend last night!!! my d-mn thumbs are killing me! having an argument via text messaging. […]

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