providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-l-stfully using your member to m-ssage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender d-ck therapy from chris on a rainy night in nyc.
- thot tats
tattoes on an a woman that are usually large and have no meaning. i like her, but i can’t get past her thot tats.
- tinted windoe
when a white chick fake-tans till she looks like a well done steak. look at this ignorant -ss tinted windoe.
- tree wraps
another term for cigars & cigarillos used for rolling blunts. “ya’ll got tree wraps?”
- uber h*rny
when a girl so h-rny she’s willing to pay for her own uber omg dude, she was uber h-rny last nite!!! …she paid for her own uber!!
- ultimate patty cake
the art of palm-to-palm warfare. the one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. when the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. g-d’s awaken from their eternal slumber. even john cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat. omg they’re playing ultimate patty […]