Tengetile
the smartest girl you’ll ever meet. the very definition of awesome. if you are reading this, then you know a tengetile, and you know they are pretty much perfect. funny, witty, and you’ll wonder how you ever lived without one.
i wish i was tengetile (i wish i was awesome.)
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