Tennesee Twofer


well the tennesee twofer is a 2 for 1 situation. you start out in the missionary position, d-ck goes in the sn-tch and the b-lls go up the p–per. that’s step 1.

now, here’s where you get your money’s worth. pull everything out, flip the b-tch over, throw your p-n-s up her -ss and cram those sh-t-covered b-lls up her vagine. that’s the twofer, and that’s how they roll in tennesee.
for example, i was in nashville last week, minding my own business when this ho comes up to me and says “s’up fool? hows about some twofer action, tennesee style?”. let me tell ya, i got my $5 worth. tennesee twofer stylee.

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