Tennessee Toddy
noun. 1.) a woman whose bodily dimensions are dominated by her humongous tookus; 2.) a dame who is all gams; 3.) any broad possessing an unusual if not downright odd body type whose corpus includes a supersized rumbleseat, which a gone-astray cub scout troop could easily wander into and disappear, never to be heard from again in our lifetime.
so called after the mythic tennessee toddy, a most unusual creature who was “all -ss and no body.”
…we went to a place called everybody’s/
there i met a little chick called the tennessee toddy/
the reason she was called the tennessee toddy/
was that she was all legs with a little bitty body,/
but that cat could go, yeah, she was gone, gone, along gone,/
and i’ll tell you all about it in the very next verse of my song.
she was long and lean like a green string bean….
–marty robbins, “tennessee toddy” (song lyrics)
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