Tennessee VagHammer
the act of having s-x while the guy (on top) wears a very heavy backpack. the guy sweeps back in a long arch and pumps in as deep as agonizingly possible, so that when the backpack slams into his -ss he gets a new level of depth. caution: will break most v-g-n-s
“dude, i was h-ttin this one chick with right? then she said i wasn’t gettin it deep enough, so i put on my backpack and gave her a tennessee vaghammer”
“i feel bad for that one girl, the whole fraternity gave her the tennessee vaghammer, now she’s in a v-g-n-l coma”
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