tennis shoe Ernie


the most famous geriatric in all of the greater steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. his cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. you can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.
man, did you see tennis shoe ernie bookin’ it down sunset today?

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