tension ball


noun: a bold claim on how or why something is or isn’t, when you are blatantly wrong. false confidence in a false fact.
person 1: hey what are those b-lls on the telephone lines for?
person 2: they keep tension on the lines. for sure.
person 1: -googles it- thats just not even a little true
person 2: wait really? weird.
person 1: that was a pretty bad tension ball…

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