tentakels
variant spelling and pr-nunciation of “tentacles” based on some obscure icelandic language (see tentakelporr, tentakel beast, yggdrasil proteus).
1. used to note that the tentacles in question are doing f-cked-up sh-t (see hentai), as opposed to, for instance, a plate of calamari that really doesn’t do anything. this is done both so that casual observers won’t be able to tell what you’re talking about, so that otaku, daemonettes and twodephiliacs won’t overhaer you and mistake you for one of their own, and so that harmless tentacles (yes there are a few left) do not become brondonized.
2. mcc anime club’s favorite thing in the whole world.
3. my current nemesis (although i am still have been without an arch-nemesis since 2003)
dumb-ss a: i don’t know how anyone could get off to hentai! it’s frikkin tentacles!
dumb-ss b: i know, it’s disgusting!
otaku jack-ss: tentacles?! did someone say tentacles!? here’s some tentacles -shows dumb-sses sailor moon tentakelporr-
dumb-sses: noooooooooooooo!!1111one -vomit-
me: why must the tentakels hound me to the ends of the earth?! do i look like a j-panese schoolgirl?! -doesn’t look like j-panese schoolgirl-
zach: -shudders- i don’t know. i don’t know why the p-rn shop i work at carries sh-t with tentakels either.
-otaku jack-ss walks by engrossed in sailor moon pr0n-
-zach smacks otaku jack-ss upside the head for not returning his pr0n to the store on time, causing him to drop his sailor moon pr0n into a nearby volcano-
otaku jack-ss: nooooooooooo!!!!!!1111one -jumps into volcano after sailor moon pr0n-
everyone: hooray!
fin
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