Tentjob
the art of receiving either a handjob or bl-wj-b whilst camping or another tent related activity .
girl: do you want me to give you a bl-wj-b
boy: h-ll no! i wanna get myself a tentjob
the act of performing clothed s-x to -rg-sm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner’s face into the soft fabric of a tent
josh: ‘i had the best tent job ever last night’
john: ‘sounds fun!’
josh: ‘yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off’
john: ‘sh-t! i gotta try that some time!’
when a pitched tent (erect p-n-s inside a pair of pants)
is carefully thrusted into a v-g-n-(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
wow that was a nice surprise that stripper threw in a free tent job.
whats that?
she took her p-ssy and kinda f-cked my c-ck for a minuet but i still had my pants on
oh did ya c-m
nope you cant really f-ck like that
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