Tequila Shine Box
a drink mainly drank on the west coast of ireland. it must contain exactly 2 shots of vodka, 1 shot of tequila and an indeterminate amount of an orange flavored drink.
failure by the bar person to make it correctly requires you to throw it back at them while hurling abuse until you are ejected from the establishment.
mad mike: “can i have two tequila shine boxes.”
bar man: “whats that?”
mad mike: “if ya don’t know that ya can go home and get you f-#king shine box.”
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