Tequila Tears


1. the act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.

2. the act of crying while drinking tequila. often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.
1. i wonder if i’ll feel sober if i cry tequila tears?

2. don’t cry for him girl, he doesn’t even deserve your tequila tears.

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