Tequilla
a liquor made distilled from fermented agave. gullible people buy it with a worm in the bottle or they buy patron.
tequilla is mostly used in shots, margaritas, and tequilla sunrises. if you’re trying to lessen the experience of the shot, the correct order is salt lick, tequilla shot, lime bite.
for some reason or other, it has a reputation for causing excessive drunkenness. probably due to psychological effects.
a: this tequilla tastes like how rubber cement smells.
b: then maybe you should stop sipping it – it’s not a sipping liquor!
made in mexico from cacti and sh-t. tastes like fermented death and stale urine. often used in exorcisms to drive out demons, when the possessed individual cannot find a priest.
the terrorist wasn’t giving up any information until investigators threatened him with tequilla.
the cutest dog in the history of the world.
katelyn deserves tequilla.
tequilla (pr-nounced teckeeya). a prank tequila made by mischeivous mexicans to make american tourists sick and wreck their vacations. sweat is gathered from the hairy backs of mexican farmers working under the hot mexican sun and mixed with spit and a little cactus and lime juice before being bottled up and served to unsuspecting american spring-breakers who will drink anything.
the poorly paid mexican hotel attendant laughed to himself as he poured tequilla down the throats of some hammered spring break sk-nks who thought they were getting the best agave tequila mexico had to offer.
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