teradactyl
the s-xual act of performing f-ll-t– and simultaneously jerking off two penii. this motion resembles that of a teradactyl in flight. related to skiing, but arms are raised, and mouth is open.
i used to think that the teradactyl was extinct until bruce, dante, and i met up with that ho-bag tina.
teradactyl: a s-x manuver in which, right before the male -j-c-l-t-s, he brings the blanket over his shoulders and flaps his “wings” against the female.
rob did one h-lluva teradactyl last night…
a flight attendant who continues to work well past retirement age; a flying dinosaur.
look at the bad botox on that skyhag! it’s a teradactyl!!
the act of f-cking a girl in the bushes while hopping on one leg and swinging your arms like a teradactyl; originally created by adam winter
did you hear about that girl who got teradactyled at the bus stop?… she’ll be out for a few days…
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