Terd Burglar


the guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to sh-t.
that f-cking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after i took a sh-t at taco bell.

get away from the door you godd-mn terd burglar, im trying to sh-t in here.
the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you’re trying to float a cr-p flounder
some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as i tried to float a cr-p flounder.
a h-m-s-xual
that kid, jonathan, from “who’s the boss” is a straight up terd burglar. robble, robble. cagobble, cagobble.
a person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.
after being hit by a terd burglar, steve found a single sh-t where his stereo had been.
when the family dog sneaks into the litter box to eat cat p–p.
daisy is a terd burglar so don’t leave her alone near the litter box.
the act of intentionally taking credit for the work of others; stealing sh-t someone worked hard to acquire, create or achieve.
i can’t believe all the work i put into planning the bachelor party for the that terd burglar rick to go and take credit for my ideas!
one who steals t-rds from another mans -ss. f-cking sick!!!!!
” see that dude over there, yeah, he’s a t-rd burglar”

Read Also:

  • Rave Shave

    where a girl has part of her head shaved, most commonly long all round with one side shaved off. common among lesbians and girls who attend lots of raves and/or doofs, hence ‘rave shave’. boy: chicks with rave shaves are absolutely putrid. girl: they are hot that are you on about!

  • Coatesville, Pa

    coatesville is a small city located approximately 1 hour in the western suburbs of philadelphia. coatesville is the only city in chester county and is widely known for it’s cultural diversity. coatesville has a bad reputation within chester county but this is mainly due to racism and ignorance. while most people think of coatesville as […]

  • coal bunny

    coal bunny – ebony/black/sister/sista girl who likes but not limited to white men or hangs around them dam that coal bunny over there gotta donk! its 4:20 and the coal bunny missed the meeting, wonder why? -puff-puff-give d-mn-hook a cracker up!!

  • Greace

    something that is good/nice or somone that is good looking. a. that film you bought me was greace mate! b. mate, your girl is greace!!!

  • Great Awakening

    the harsh reality that hits an applehead, machead, ifool, or other apple fan like a ton of bricks the moment he or she realizes that their ipod, ipad, iphone, or mac computer is not the crash-proof and bullet-proof wonder device that steve jobs and his overhyping media make it out to be. this is usually […]


Disclaimer: Terd Burglar definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.