teresa
international unit of human beauty (ter); defined s.t.:
1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 teresa.
2. only one woman registers a 1.0, she-who-need-not-be-named.
3. a quant-ty greater than 1.0 teresa can not be attributed to a single person.
e.g.
outstanding gent 1: “who is that hot b-tch over yonder, friend?”
outstanding gent 2: “good eye, gent. that hot b-tch must be edging on 0.8 teresa; a rare find.”
outstanding gent 1: “what is that lump of sh-t in the corner, friend?”
outstanding gent 2: “would not bang with a koala’s d-ck. i’d say no more than 1e-17 ter., there.”
13 more definitions
a bodacious beauty with full lips, luscious locks and dark mysterious eyes.
most teresas are sensitive, caring listeners, but they also have their mischievous, fun-loving sides.
a great girl that any one would be lucky to have as a friend or special someone.
“so what’s your new girlfriend’s name, bro?”
“her name’s teresa”
“d-mn, she must be a looker.”
“hands off, she’s mine!”
an amazing girl, that will keep surprising you till the end. smart, funny, caring, tuff, lovable, s-xy, dope!
teresa’s kick -ss and are hard to find. one should hold on to a teresa when they find one. who could ask for more!? ;]
-“who you dating now?”
-“this amazing girl named teresa”
-“shhhiiitttt i want a teresa”
_”get your own!”
a tall, elegant, slender, beyond beautiful siren! the type of lady you want on your arm. the kind of lady that will tell you everything as it is. the special lady that everyone needs in their life. teresa is a funny, smart and hard working girl that anyone would be lucky to have as a friend. she is there for all of her close friends and partner. teresa will also be quick to get her point across, no matter the situation. teresa can be quite laid back and calm until you ruffle her feathers. other than that, teresa is the one girl you want to keep a hold on! do not let her go! and do not cross anybody that already has a teresa as it would always be the last thing you do! 🙂
teresa is a hot chick!
teresa has it all!
s-xy female. its best when a curvy, lovely, young lady has this name. its not as common among young women anymore.
often used by latinos, hispanics and mexicans but, it also involves s-xy white & black women and many other races. it sometimes can be looked upon as a “gutter/ghetto” name.
hottest when its pr-nounced ter-ray-suh
nickname can be terri or teri.
the s-xiest nickname is, “tessa” it just sounds s-xy…just an upgraded/younger version of teresa, but still as cl-ssy.
“teresa’s got that beautiful soul and body…my, my, my.”
“let me tell you, my baby tessa is cold”
” teresa, tia, leayah and kim…” (“project chick” hot boys)
a really sweet girl, generous, who knows exactly how to make you laugh. if she is in a bad mood, she will not hesitate to knock you out cold. she probably has some dark little secrets that she keeps to herself. usually is an angel at school but a total demon back at home.
george: i love teresa! she’s awesome!
judy: the heck why?!
george: she’s so nice! here’s a better question. why not?
judy: ha, ha. you might think so, but she’s a total idiot at home.
george: no she’s not! she’s nice
judy: shut up. i live with her. you don’t.
a sweet, shy, often stunning yet insecure young woman. she can be very insensitive sometimes and offends numerous people but if she is told about it then she will always apologise sincerely. incredibly smoking hot, she would be your typical heartbreaker except she is too nice to break anyone’s heart. she has always left all her ex-boyfriends on the best of terms. if you get a teresa, you better f-cking hang onto her because she will get swept up by someone else as soon as you take your hand off her.
1: hey, did you see that friend of nadia’s?
2: no who is sh- holy sh-t!
1: i know right! she’s a teresa, i wouldn’t expect anything less.
2: is she with anyone?
1: no i don’t think so- oh wait now she is.
2: d-mn.
1: hey i’m having a scrubs marathon with a friend tomorrow, you want in?
2: i hate scrubs.
1: okay.
2: which friend?
1: teresa.
2: i’m so there
guy: dayyyum that girl is bangin
girl: oh i know! she thinks she’s ugly!
guy: what! ugh, such a teresa.
amazing, enough said! :d
by ryan
amazing cool beautiful teresa
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