terking


the repet-tive snap-back jerking movement a vehicle makes when its driver reflexively returns momentary attention to the steering wheel while simultaneously text-messaging and driving, narrowly avoiding a ditch, then a parked car and finally a pedestrian.

derived from “texting” and “jerking”.
“do you see that terking menace? i thought the driver was having an epileptic seizure until i saw him engrossed in his cell phone.”

“whoa, get out of this lane. terker on your left.”

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