terminal farts
farts that won’t stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!
john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his b-ttle out!!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that ‘lotion’, to stop the terminal farts!
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