Terodactyl
the correct spelling for the word “pterodactyl”. contrary to what you may have been taught there is no silent “p” in the beginning.
also one of the f-cking coolest dinosaurs to ever live.
my teacher, ms. walters got mad when i notified her that her spelling of terodactyl was incorrect. she had placed a “p” infront of it for no apparent reason. we argued back and forth for bout 10 minutes and she insisted it was scientifically correct and the “p” was silent. i reb-tted her statement by calling her a doo-doo sniffing poo brained idiot and was subsequently sent out of the cl-ss and received an “f” for the semester.
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