Terre Haute Pterodactyl
when a man is doing a woman ‘doggy-style’ and prior to ejaculating, grabs the sheets or blankets off the bed and flaps them like wings while trying to imitate the sounds of a pterodactyl in order to frighten the woman so that her v-g-n- contracts and his -rg-sm is more intense.
i don’t think i’ll be seeing much of her anymore, she didn’t appreciate the terre haute pterodactyl i laid on her last night.
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