terrestrial ferret


where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the “plant” to penetrante her.
i’m totally going to mess with my girlfriend tonight, we’re going to terrestrial ferret.

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