terrible towel

a mustard yellow towel created by legendary steelers radio broadcaster myron cope during the 1975 playoff run. can be seen in any steelers game, home or away. teams like the philadelphia eagles try to impersonate this towel with cute little dishrags that have advertisers such as “acme” and “la weightoss”. these types of teams cant compare to the steelers awesomeness, and thusly should bow down to a five ringed hand.
“you see the colts vs steelers playoff game?”
” yeah man…those colts fans were pwned by those terrible towels”
or
“nice dishrag”
“thats not a dishrag, its my official ‘eagles rally towel’!”
“man you philly fans keep getting gayer by the day.”

a yellow hand towel that diehard pittsburgh steelers fans wave during a football game.
watch a steelers home game on espn…you will see the terrible towels being waved.
the act of sh-tting on a yellow towel and then slapping an unsuspecting person with it.
my hoe didn’t pay me so she got the terrible towel
the towel one keeps at one’s bedside in order to catch ejaculatory fluids.
“dude, my mom totally found my crusty terrible towel!”

“i couldn’t find my terrible towel in time, and shot all over the comforter.”
1: disgusting rag waved by steelers fans at football games, tailgates, and business meetings. generally left unwashed for “good luck.”

2: a synonym for something that is utterly repulsive, idiotic, or represents a lower stratum in human evolution.
guy 1: dude, that girl is a major slew, i can’t believe you hooked up with her.

guy 2: i know, terrible towel of a decision. i better get tested asap.
a yellow towel that pittsburgh steelers fans wave during games. it is also used to wipe away the tears after their fluke of a team gets crushed by the new england patriots.
thousands of pittsburgh steelers fans used their terrible towels as hankchiefs after roethlisberger threw another interception which harrison promptly ran down the field for a touchdown.
the towel that you j-zz into and then hide under your bed and then try to use later when it gets all crusty and yellow.
after a month of missing my terrible towel i found it in the corner under my bed, but when i used it, it rubbed by d-ck raw because it was so crusty.