Territory Fuck
the act of coitus motivated by jealousy and a desire to re-ssert s-xual ownership through aggressive love-making.
julie “how did that nude photo shoot go on sat-rday?”
candace “it went great, but my boyfriend was there and got insanely jealous.”
julie “that must have been awkward.”
candace “yeah he got so crazy that when we got home he territory f-cked me so hard that i couldn’t walk straight.”
julie “territory f-cked?”
candace “yeah, he said he had to get his scent all over me so everyone in the future would know that that i belonged to him. i wish he hadn’t -j-c-l-t-d in my eyes though.”
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