Terry O’Neill
a bad–ss old man who f-cks young girls while wearing a fedora and one black leather glove. at the end of hours of p-ssionate copulation, he lights an expensive cigar, downs a bottle of jose cuervo, changes your name and is never seen again.
uni: “did you hear about derek’s hot sister?”
jon: ” yeah, apparently she met a terry o’neill at a bar last night and is now joining a convent.”
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