tesco connection


a very cr-ppy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.
me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
when your playing a game on online and someone has a really cr-p connection and lags up the game.
guy 1: hey join my game on cod

guy 2: okay
(game starts lagging)
guy 1: ugh you got tesco connection

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