Tesco Fleece
the famous fleece of the tesco employee. it is either blue or red or a tartan mix of blue and red, always wore by the most depressed of tesco employees, especially the blonde ones and the ones which wear a slap load of make up! they wear it because it claims to keep them warm but secretly it is because they think it is a fashion statement within the workplace and it seems that the ones which work in the 24/7 tesco’s tend to be very fond of them. if you see a worker in tesco without a fleece, it either means they are unwanted christmas temps or are one of the under 18 employees which have been forced to wear embar-ssing bright tshirts at the entrance telling people wear the fruit and veg are.
jack: hey louise, do you like my new tesco fleece?
louise: oh jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can i borrow it?
jack: no louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cuc-mbers by themselves!
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