Tescoism
tescoism: with the collapse of orthadox religion, people now follow the mighty consumer diety of tesco. it is the only thing of any importance in their, otherwise, miserable lives.
dude, are you going to chapel?
chapel is for fools! salvation lies in tescoism! m-ss consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: allah tesco, allah tesco!
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