Tescoke


tesc-ke:

the rather tangy version of popular brown cola available in a widely dispersed chain of supermarkets throughout the uk and ireland. whilst not a major compet-tor in the pepsi challenge due to its harsh and unrelenting nature, tesc-ke is still great value for money at a fraction of the cost of ‘the real thing’.

also, when there’s jack daniels in it, who gives a f-ck!

dude 1: “you got any more c-ke?”

dude 2: “yeah, but its this nasty tesc-ke, not the real stuff”

dude 1: “what do i care? im mixing jim beam n jack daniels – give it here!”

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