Tesla fever


a euphoric condition brought on after exposure to any product manufactured by tesla motors inc.

symptoms:
– a huge grin (aka tesla grin).
– continuously talking about tesla.
– prolific contributor in tmc forums.

cure:
buy (or lease) a vehicle manufactured by tesla motors inc. (symptoms can take months to subside).
joe’s bout of tesla fever didn’t subside until nearly 4 months after he took delivery of his new model s.

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