Tesla Surprise
a s-xual move involving a man having s-xual intercourse with a woman in the doggie position, while in the course of rapid penetration the man tasers the woman in the neck causing her body to convulse and tighten up, increasing the man’s pleasure and s-xual stamina. the move can be repeated multiple times and can even be included in specific conjuncture with a houdini cheesecake.
sarah was being a real idiot last night so i hit her with a tesla surprise and it was awesome.
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