Tess-Bomb
when a girl leads you on, then breaks your heart by asking out one of your friends!
nice young lad: hey i really like you
sk-nk: hey lets talk for a really long time until you feel an attachment for me!!
1 month later~
nice young lad: i have really strong feelings for you and have never felt this way about a girl before, would u go out with me?
sk-nk: oh ya sorry but out of no where im dating one of ur good friends!
random eavsedropper: yo bro, you got straight up tess-bomb’d!!!
nice young lad: hey random guy, you wanna go listen to some sad music and smoke a blunt
random eavesdropper: no doubt man!
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