tesstastic
th act of amazing a general audience with your wit, or how sl-tty you can be.
ohmigod that tesstastic is so hot! she is funny, too
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when providing a hand job, to do it with the thumb pointing downwards, towards the -n-s, so that once can m-ssage the b-llsac with the spare thumb. named after george w bush junior’s favourite way of stepping up his career when he was in college; the texan grip. you wan’ texan glip? i give you […]
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- Theory Of A Deadman
an extremely sh-tty band, whine about 10 times more then nickle sac, but sound the same, and make me ashamed that i’m from the same country as these whiny -ss f-gs. but nickle sac still blows more goats, and it’s all there fault these other sh-tty bands came out with the same sound, especially saving […]
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- Texas chili bone
when a girl shaves her p-b-s into your mouth, then put them on your d-ck, then -ss f-ck her. dude, my grandma and i performed a texas chili bone last night. it was f-cking hot.