Test Cough
an cough that only arises when in a quiet place or during an important exam when surrounded by other people. you know you’re annoying the other people around you but you can’t do anything about it.
person 1: i think i bombed that test.
person 2: why do you say that? i thought you studied hard.
person 1: i did, but i had a case of test cough the entire time. i couldn’t stop thinking about how annoying i was to the people around me and that made me cough more.
person 2: i hate it when that happens.
a fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.
teacher: i’m going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you’re all getting written up.
student 1: -cough- -cough-
student 2: stop with the test coughs i don’t wanna be written up
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