Testache


the hair directly above and generally around a man’s t-st-cl-s, especially when shaved or waxed into any particular shape.
“did you see his p-b-s in the locker room? he’s got them shaved into a handlebar, i swear. a real testache.”
when a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty b-lls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the sp-ce between the upper lip and nose of another person.
that sick -ss f-ggot gave me a testache.

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