Testickies


often -ssociated with a severe case of swalls/mustynut, a condition in which ones scr-t- will stick to the sides of the thighs. this normally causes the victim to do a quick “lift and shift” or a silly leg twitch, on the sly, while walking.
it was so hot outside yesterday that my swalls developed into an unbeatable case of testickies.

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