testicle texting


(v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or cl-sses
jessica: oh, john just sent me this really nice text.

alice: but i thought he was in a meeting.

jessica: he is: he was t-st-cl- texting.

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