Testicular Absenteeism


1. having no b-lls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. appeas-m-nt.
mr. douche parades around the office like a bad-ss until he’s challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of testicular absenteeism.

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