Testicular Combustion


if a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of s-m-n will collect inside the t-st-cl-s. once the s-m-n level reaches a certain point, the t-st-cl-s will combust.
kid 1 – yo man you been jackin it?

kid 2 – nah dude i stopped doing that sh-t

kid 1 – watch out for testicular combustion!

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