testicular subterfuge
(n.) a deceptive stratagem meant to evade a troublesome situation by grabbing, crushing, stepping on, slapping, kicking, or merely flicking, or otherwise violently treating another’s t-st-cl-s in order to distract the other person, who is typically an adversary who causes, or maintains, the troublesome situation which one intends to evade.
joe kicked john in the crotch, a cl-ssic testicular subterfuge, in order to escape from john.
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